return my video game
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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