I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
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Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
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It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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