it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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