i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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