last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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