So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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