I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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