ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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