She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
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Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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