two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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