And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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