Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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