everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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