when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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