therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Randomize
