Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I think people are normalizing furries
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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