when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I think i got beer on your cat.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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