Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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