So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
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your like the ambassador to my penis.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
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Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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