3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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