Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
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