They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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