At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
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Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
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Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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