my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
she smelled like a LAN party
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
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I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
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What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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