Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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