its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
This is classic penis vs brain.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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