I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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