Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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