doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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