This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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