The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I wish you could order shots online.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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