Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
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We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
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Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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