The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
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We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
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2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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