Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
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It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
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Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
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