Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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