I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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