: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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