Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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