Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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