Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
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