It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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