Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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