My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
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One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
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Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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