New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
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He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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