i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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