Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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