i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
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Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Randomize
