Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I have tasted many bathrooms
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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