I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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