Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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