so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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