why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Randomize
