that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
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No period for spring break; use this wisely.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
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You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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