Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
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Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
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I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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