They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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