we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Will exercising make me less horny?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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